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Guest Blog #4
Published on 28/06/06
by John Phillips
Greetings. I am probably going to be late for work this morning because I am choosing to write this before I get ready for work. So it’s the normal routine in the morning: get out of bed groggy as hell, stroll into my office barely walking and half-way running into the walls, and check my Google Homepage for site updates that I need to read, check my email, and my web stats. Well in my mailbox, there is an email labeled ‘blog’ and I wasn’t expecting it so early in the damn morning. So I couldn’t resist putting it up this morning because of the fact that it might catch you off guard who actually wrote this thing.
Bill you were wrong about your guess on the guest blog, and I’d say nice try, but you weren’t even kinda close. As of recently, Mr. Paul Dittmer mentioned to me that he might be interested in blogging. Yes, I said Paulie. Isn’t that a shocker?! So in light of me putting together a blog for him, I asked him to do a guest spot on mine to let you all know that he will be having a blog soon, so we will begin working on that very soon. Anyways, I’ve known Paulie for a long ass time it seems like, and I must admit he’s probably the quietest person I’ve ever met, but that doesn’t mean there’s no thought process. One way or another, those thoughts have to come out! So here’s a few of them…
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What up y’all,yeah i still have a little “country” in me, its your boy P Ditty(can’t stop,won’t stop) coming at you for the first time. Hope its everything you dreamed of and more. When John mentioned blogging to me a couple weeks ago I’ll admit I was dead set against it, but then i started thinking what better way for a quiet, reserved guy like myself to express shit that was on his mind. So i hit him up the other day and asked him to set one up for me. While he does that I thought I’d be a nice guy and take over his for a day.
I’ll admit it was a little harder than I thought to come up with topic that would introduce me to the blogging community. With a name like P Ditty, Dirty P and even Paulie for that matter i know I have big shoes to fill. If your wondering about all the nicknames check out my site when its up and running( a little shameless self promotion never hurts). So I decided to go with a little “let me be the first to say” which will showcase the kind of topic diversity I’d like to write about.
First off for those of you don’t know me i recently joined the “cool” crowd and started smokin, so I’ll also be the first one to complain about those fuckin TRUTH ads that you see on tv and hear on the radio. Since when is it the tobacco company’s fault that I chose to smoke. If I wanna die of cancer or some other disease I’m sure they’ll link to smokin in year two. Kinda like the government telling a female she has no right to chose. They’re just trying to make money like the rest of us.
How bout them Tigers! After the last what decade or so i don’t think anyone would’ve dreamt of saying those words. And they haven’t. Outside of Michigan they get no love. For those of you wondering how can he be “the first to say” when he is in MI. I’m not originally from here I’m actually from a little state South of Montana and North of Colorado, also known as Wyoming. Sorry for being an ass like that but you’d be surprised how many people are like where’s that. So lets toast the team with the best record in the majors.
I know its not much but that’s all the firsts you get from me today. I can’t give you the full Monty with out teasing you first. If your interested check back in a few when I officially have a spot i can call my own. Thanks to John for the site and guest spot. Holla at your boy Paul. Peace
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Wooorrdd! Those damn cancer sticks will kill you. And for an extra brief response to that, how in the hell can cigarettes me legal? They’re known killers. I guess that’s just weird to me. Imagine how this country would be inf they all of a sudden banned cigs?! Haha, I can’t imagine, people would be on crackhead status for cigs, and you know exactly what I’m talking about…………….think Chappelle.
Anyways that’s just a little taste of Mr. Dittmer’s writing style, so I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to reading his blog when it’s done. I would like to thank Paulie D for putting down some text for me……….and making me late for fucking work this morning! 
peace