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Uncle William Speaks #2
Published on 31/08/06
by John Phillips
Whats up people? Its Uncle William, coming at you with another uncle William speaks. So I told John I was gonna write this thing like a week and a half ago, but a funny thing happened that day, my roommate Rob bought a Xbox 360. See the thing is I don’t have cable yet, and I’ll be the first one to admit that tv runs my life in the evenings. There is a good 4 nights a week where I got certain shows that I watch. And I seem to lose track of time when it isn’t broken into half hour and hour increments.
To make a long story short I get back from class and play 360 all night and by the time I realize what time it is I am to tired to write this thing. All is well, however, because we are getting cable tomorrow, well hopefully we are anyway, the cable guy is supposed to be here sometime between 1 and 5, the problem with that though is we all have class at 2:30 so that dude better be here right at 1.
Subject change
Classes have started up again and it’s a new year of classes. I got this one education class where I can’t really tell if my prof is cool or a dick. He jokes around a lot in class, and if you know me at all you should know that I am not one to keep my mouth shut. Especially here in Bowling Green ccuse the classes are so small and its easier to converse with the prof.
Anyway, Monday before class I was talking to this girl I know and we had a question about the quiz we were about to have. I couldn’t remember his name so I said “dude I gotta quick question.” Well he jumps down my throat a little bit about callin him dude. He said something like “first of all you aren’t going to get anywhere in this class calling me dude.” So I hit him back with a “my bad, I just forgot your name and didn’t know what to call you” so he told me his last name and said I could call him Kevin, which I thought would have ended it. But the rest of the day on Monday and all day today whenever he would call on me he would call me dude. And I talk a lot so it comes up quite a bit. Its like get over it already dude. (yeah I noticed I ended that sentence with a dude, its just one of the things I say like, right, or ura spoon).
I have another education class this semester but it only meets Tuesdays from 6 to 9, well its supposed to go to 9 but we get out at 8. Well anyway the first weekend I was down here I went out to a party with my cousin and some of his friends. Ok and to have this story make sense I gotta let you in on some background information. Me and my friends from State we are nicknamed the “Stoddard boys” but it really comes from the guys I hung out with in Emmons. Travis, D, John, and Double 0. True they all ended up living at Stoddard but so did some other people.
Anyway we used to do this thing when we were drunk where you slap a cup or a drink out of someones had. You always had to be outside but if you got your drink knocked down you just got caught slippin. Everyone would laugh and then you spent the rest of the night trying to do it back to the person that did it to you. Back to the party, well I was pretty drunk and ended up doing it to one of my cousins friends. Not thinking that it would be taken any other way than the joking nature I had intended. The guy I did it to didn’t get really pissed at me, I think he was more shocked than anything else. This other guy that was standing next to us though got a little beer on the back of his legs, and he didn’t find it very amusing at all.
At first I apologized to him cause I felt bad, I was clearly in the wrong I didn’t mean to get any beer on him though you now. This faggot guy keeps up with the attitude though. I started to cop a attitude back at him but we left for the bar shortly after it happened. And at this point you are probably wondering what the hell did all this have to do with the class on Tuesdays from 6 to 9. Well in this class we do about a hour of small group work and watch a video for a hour. In my small group that will meet every week and do all the projects together is this jackass that I spilled beer on at that party. He wasn’t being a dick or anything in class though and actually was the person I got along with the best in the group.
Well I think this is long enough and I have let ya’ll in on enough of my life for one blog. College football starts this weekend. My buckeyes are opening up with Northern Illinois. And MSU starts off with Idaho. Football season is here and it is my favorite time of the year. I am predicting a national championship for the Buckeyes this year, but then again I say that every year. The offense is unstoppable and Jim Tressle always puts together one of the best defenses in the nation year after year. Its not like he didn’t know this was coming losing all these players on defense he has been recruiting accordingly. If they can get past Texas at Texas I don’t think there will be anyone that can stop them. As for Michigan State, we are gonna go 3-0 or 4-0, lose 4 or 5 straight then go .500 the rest of the year, just like every other year. Drew Stanton will ball a couple of games but eventually he will get hurt because he is 85 percent of the offense.
That’s all I got. Peace
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Comments on Uncle William Speaks #2
8 Responses
ADS
31/08/06
Nice post. I half want UofM to beat OSU (I was raised in Ann Arbor) to finally stick it to Tressel…but at the same time, I want UofM to do poorly so Lloyd Carr gets canned and MSU has a better season. Drew Stanton is essentially Jesus, back on earth. I look forward to Brady Quinn vs. Drew Stanton, as that will truly show who is the more talented QB.
Where’s the love for BGSU?
uncle william
31/08/06
bgsu gets no football love. they play in the MAC which isnt a real conference anyway. i mean shit i had about the same number of people come to my highschool football games as come to bowling green football games. also Jim Tressel is jesus, back on earth, not drew stanton. and john i didnt know i had to be politically correct on your blog otherwise i wouldnt have called the guy i spilled the beer on a faggot, but why did you change it in a way that makes it clear at what i intended to write as well as the change you made.
JWP3
31/08/06
I think Drew Stanton is going to be a champ this year. I just hope our kickers don’t destroy our season like they did last year. We need to get tickets to that OSU v. MSU game!
And you also left out that I whipped your ass in NCAA!
uncle william
31/08/06
i got a new team and a new system and there is no way you are beating me. if i can be florida with chris leak i will be dropping bombs on you all day with my passing attack.
JWP3
31/08/06
Now you decide to hop on the bandwagon and jock Florida. And yes I try to encourage good writing here Bill, because you don’t punctuate or edit worth a damn!!!
uncle william
01/09/06
yeah i am the first to admit that i dont punctuate or edit at all. and the only reason that the spelling was as good as it was is i did it all in word, and its not that i jumped on the florida bandwagon. my cousin jocks ohio state more than i do so when we started a dynasty in ncaa he got to be OSU and my other roommate picked texas so i wanted to be a big name school in either the SEC or ACC and i settled on florida. and the only reason i want to be them now is that i have played so many games with them and know the ins and outs of their playbook and what their players can do, and with that knoweldge i think i will have the edge and give you that ass kicking you deserve.
Trav
01/09/06
Man, you guys both used to get your asses kicked in NCAA when I rolled with Tim Crouch and Nebraska. So I really don’t wanna hear any of it!!!!!!!!! How’s that for punctuation?!?
JWP3
01/09/06
Why you bringing up old shit Trav?